Rules for living

01. When in doubt, select the chocolate flavor.
02. When establishing discipline for your child, reserve the harshest punishment for lying.
03. The time spent in obtaining the right tool always pays off.
04. Never judge a moral code by the behavior of those who don't fully comply with it.
05. Start all screws before tightening any.
06. When something goes wrong in an organization, blame the leadership.
07. Marriage really begins when you start having sex. Don't marry a stranger.
08. Never have more than one relationship at a time with any person.
09. If you cannot stop at just one drink, accept that for you the only safe number is zero.
10. Pay cash or do without.
11. Always keep your word.