ME A-Z

A. Accent: Pick one, and I can fake it.
B. Breast size: I dont know but there smaller than Kate's (RIGHT KATE)
C. Chore you hate: mowing
D. Dad's name: Timothy Clarence Green
E. Essential make-up item: no make-up
F. Favorite perfume/cologne: Axe
G. Gold or silver: Silver. Gold makes me break out.
H. Hometown: Omaha, NE
I. Insomnia: I can stay up. When I do go to sleep, a freight train couldn't wake me up.
J. Job title: Temporary, /full time student
K. Kids: none and I dont plan to.
L. Living arrangements: with my parents
M. Mum's birthplace: North Platte, NE
N. Number of apples you've eaten: people keep track of that
O. Overnight hospital stays: 3, stomach pump, knee surgery, and birth
P. Phobia: I dont know but when it happens YOU'LL KNOW
Q. Question you'd like answered: Is there a god (you know to settle a bet)
R. Religious affiliation: raised Methodist but have no affiliation
S. Siblings: 1
T. Time you wake up: it varies greatly
U. Unnatural hair colors you've worn: Green, Blue
V. Vegetable you refuse to eat: Brussel Sprouts
W. Worst habit: procrastination
X. X-rays you've had: knee teeth
Y. Yummy foods you make: too many to mention
Z. Zodiac sign: Cancer

Side Project Update plus R.I.P.

While I was in St. Louis I wasn't able to post for the calendar so here we go. I post up last weeks and got up to date on so there I am back.

Also at this moment I would like every one to take a moment of respect and silence for a great star, man, and host: Johnny Carson. Last sunday, he slipped away. Everyone, and I repeat EVERYONE after him are pretenders and imposters.

Johnny Carson: All hail the king.

Side Project update:

Sorry if you have become a divouted follower of the Words of Wisdom blog( http://gcwow.blogspot.com/) that I have. I am sorry but I am working till 10 :30 and I make the mistake of sitting on the couch and slowly slipp into a coma. So I ask you if you missed a date either or me check the Archives and and there you have it. Well I got to go to work in an hour so I will see you when you are sleeping.

My grandma got the tube out of her mouth today. I am excited because now she can actually talk now when we visit her. However when she talks she kinda forgets what was said or what has been said to her. As a result my mom made a journal book for her. She visits and tries to write down important events and statements.

Survey from "Inside the Actors Studio"

I got this survey from Rhea's Blog:

What is your favorite word?
Yes

What is your least favorite word?
Ignorance - to nice of a term for what it truly means.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Laughter of my friends and fellow stangers

What turns you off?
stupid rude people who dont listen

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck - It has so many uses and each one of them feel good (not original but oh so nice)

What sound or noise do you love?
Laughter of an uncomfortable nature

What sound or noise do you hate?
someone talking through their nose

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
well I would to be an actor or a web designer

What profession would you not like to do?
bomb tester

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Fuck! I owe someone another twenty.

I just wanna say how is everybody. I am now in the friendly confines of my house in Omaha. I wish I was in Wayne but I may be back in less than a week from now. (Jimmy if I accidentally took some thing of yours tell me via Email and I will make sure it comes back to you. They rushed me to move out.) As for the meat of this thing I just want to let you know about what has been going on with the break here.

Personal:
My Grandma was having stomach pains and apparently she has them every time she eats but she was having a hard time breathing while having them recently. She had to have surgery on her colon and a think a little on her heart. She now has to crap in a bag and is currently in the ICU at Immanuel Hospital. My only fear was what if she was alone in Ohiowa when this happened. (The closest hospital is in Gretna which is a good 20 minutes away)We keep getting calls from family members asking how she is or if anything is new.

Employment:
I am now working for a temporary agency. I am getting to work for this week at 2:00PM to 10:00PM at Lozier's there making me read saftey manuals(VERY BORING) and wear shiny steel caps on my boots. it sucks but it pays bills.

Plans:
I am putting this up so I don't have to answer this question 20 times to people. I will work for the temp agency from 11:00PM to 7:00AM and going to Metro in March as a full time student. I will get an associate degree in Theatre Technology and either parlay that into a bachelors or another job hopefully in theatre.

I will see you all. Have fun @ classes suckers.

Another survey

If you want to put this up I have just the questions in my comments.

FULL NAME: Eric Norman Green
BIRTHDAY: FRiday, July 13, 1984
STAR SIGN: Cancer
HEIGHT: 5' 9"
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Omaha, NE
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? I really dont know.
DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? used to but know I wear nothing for my eyes.
YOUR PERFECT MAN/WOMAN: I am not sure on that one either.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR FAMILY? Yes
HAVE YOU EVER HATED ANY PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY? Yes
ARE YOU GOING TO COLLEGE? I am currently in between Colleges.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF 5 YEARS DOWN THE ROAD? Hopefully in a theatre.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVE SAYING? I am he, and he is me.
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED...HAVE KIDS? HEll NO
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ABORTION? It is a women's choice and I have no say on what a women does with her Vagina.
WHOSE THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO YOU? I took it from Jimmy.
YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM? I have a buddha statue. And A dog tag from a friend that committed suicide.
WORST SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD? Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne
BEST SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD? Voodoo Child By Jimmi Hendrix
ARE YOU A GOOD STUDENT? lazy but if I like the subject I tend to do better.
ARE YOU A GOOD DRIVER? usually but I have no sense of direction
ARE YOU GOOD AT SPORTS? I am not athletic at all.
ARE YOU DEEP SLEEPER? I could be killed in my sleep.
DO YOU COLLECT ANYTHING? bandanas and hats
DO YOU LIKE TO SING? yes
DO YOU LIKE TO SHOP: if I got money.
DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY: I am not to big of a party animal but I go out sometimes.
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING PIERCED? nope and dont plan to.
WOULD YOU KILL SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T KNOW FOR 15 BILLION DOLLARS? what do you know something?
WHAT THREE THINGS WOULD YOU TAKE FROM YOUR ROOM IF YOU RAN AWAY? bible from my uncle that died in Veitnam, buddha statue, and something in a rush.
CAREER? Hopefully, an Actor but I will work crew.
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Buddha, pyscho, Homicidal Teddy Bear, and anthing involving the word "big"(big poppa, big man, etc...).
BONUS QUESTION!!!... IF YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AND IT WOULD HURT THEM IF THEY FOUND OUT, WOULD YOU TELL THEM? yes
PUT A BODY PART ON FIRE FOR AMUSEMENT? not yet
SKINNY DIPPED? yes
FLASHED SOMEONE? oh god yes.
PLAYED STRIP POKER? yes
BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT? yes but it was quick
BEEN IN LOVE? yes
RODE IN A POLICE CAR? both in front and back
BEEN ON A PLANE? yes
COME CLOSE TO DYING? yes
SWAM IN THE OCEAN? no
BEEN HURT EMOTIONALLY? yes
BEEN TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK? many parks
KEPT A SECRET FROM PEOPLE? yes
CRIED DURING A MOVIE? yes
BEEN ON STAGE? many times
HAD CHICKEN POX? yes
HAD STITCHES? not yet
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE? carrot
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FAST FOOD/RESTAURANT? Hong Hing (Chineese all you can eat), Donand Millies(greasiest burgers on the planet)
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MEAT? pepperoni
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CANDY? Cookies and Cream Hershey's
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? Monty Python's Life of Brian
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Monty Python's Flying Circus(are we seeing a pattern)
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO VISIT? Colorado( Ilkae sitting on mountains and just staring off into the heavens
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS? Football
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK/POP? Diet Pepsi
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK (IF YOU HAVE ANY)? Jack if I can afford it, bud light bottles if I can't.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 69 or 00
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER? Venus Fly Trap
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF SHOES? Rebook / new balance
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME/COLOGNE? deoderant
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SHAMPOO? Suave
DAY/NIGHT? Night
SUMMER/WINTER? Fall
LACE/SATIN? are you tring to suduce me?
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTER? Taz (Marvin the martian close 2^nd)
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Pasta
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT? Theatre
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FRUIT/VEGETABLE JUICE? Orange
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PERSON TO TALK TO? Kate
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU... CRIED? no
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU... WORN A SKIRT? no
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU... MET SOMEONE NEW? yes
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU... CLEANED YOUR ROOM? yes
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU... DONE LAUNDRY? just jeans
DO YOU BELIEVE IN... YOURSELF? yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN... FRIENDS? yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN... FAMILY? yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN... SANTA CLAUS? no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN... TOOTH FAIRY? no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN... DESTINY/FATE? more in Karma
DO YOU BELIEVE IN... ANGELS? I belive in spirts, I just dont belive that any spirt is better or holier than another.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN... GOD? I belive in a creator just not a white man with a beard who judges us.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN... SATAN/DEMONS? satan not really, demons:see angels
DO YOU BELIEVE IN... GHOSTS? see angels
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? no
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? clothes silly
DO YOU LIKE ANYONE? well I like him but I dont think he likes, likes me.
WHO'S YOUR LOUDEST FRIEND? that would be me.
WHO'S YOUR SHYEST FRIEND? Jimmy
WHO'S YOUR WEIRDEST FRIEND? If they are friends with me they qualify for disability.
A FRIEND THAT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN AWHILE: Bacon
WHEN HAVE YOU CRIED THE MOST? when my grandpa died
WHAT IS THE WORST FEELING? guilt
WHO WILL RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL THE FASTEST? they will post on the blog like I am, so I have no Idea
DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO FILL THIS OUT AND SEND IT TO YOU? see above answer

NEW SIDE PROJECT

well I purchased a calender tht is full of George Carlin bits so now after my attempt to post things in the hallways, I will now go ONLINE. I will hopefully post daily the bit for the day. It may just be enough wisdom or WTF material for you to take daily.


George Carlin's Words of Wisdom