RETURN OF THE SURVEY

1. Height?
5' 9" approximate

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
not that I can recollect

3. Do you own a gun?
not anymore, but I used to have a sawed off 12 gauge

4. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents?"
not really because I can fake sanity for a visit

5. What do you think of hot dogs?
mmmmm...Intestines

6. What's your favorite Christmas song?
The Kids Go Nuts at Xmas New song I heard from Mrs Bob Cratchit's Wild X-mas Binge. It is sung in a Norwegian accent. It just makes me laugh.

7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
I drink pop in the morning noon and night

8. Can you do push ups?
not as well as you think I can

9. Is your bathroom clean?
as clean as it can be. (there is always is a lingering odor)

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I am a ring nut, but I also have a dog tag from RENT that reminds me of Brad Fuglei.

11. Do you like pain killers?
only if I need them for pain

12. Do you have A.D.D?
OOOOH... SHINY

13. Middle Name?
Norman (after my uncle)

14. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
What am I thinking?
This cheese is delicious.
Man my computer is slow.

15. Name the last 3 things you have bought this week:
pop, Cheese, DVDs

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
Diet Pepsi, Monster Energy Drink w/juice, Beer

17. Current worry?
I really should be doing something else right now

18. Current hate?
I still hate ignorance w/ apathy

19. Favorite place to be?
acting on Stage

20. Least favorite place to be?
Doctor's office

21. Where would you like to go?
Where ever the wind may fly me to

22. Do you own slippers?
no

23. What shirt are you wearing?
I am not wearing a shirt

24. Do you burn or tan?
I turn fire engine red

25. Favorite color(s)?
Black

26. Would you be a pirate?
I would rather be a ninja.

27. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I will sing show tunes, Bob and Tom songs, or Amazing Grace.

28. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Snakes and spiders

29. What's in your pockets right now?
Hex nuts, screws, and empty Wallet

30. What was the last thing to make you laugh?
Today's Bob and Tom Show

31. Worst injury you've ever had?
Knee Surgery (I actually have metal hardware in there)

32. How many TVs do you have in your house?
4 total I own 1
33. Who is your loudest friend?
I have too many loud friends.

34. Who is your quietest friend?
I am usually the quiet one

35. Does someone have a crush on you?
What? Do you know something?

36. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Nope

37. What is your favorite book?
Othello (sorry for the Theatre stereotype)

38. What is your favorite candy?
I have a weakness for White Chocolate

39. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
I don't plan on being married

40. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life from Monty Python's Life of Brian

41. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
playing Tony Hawk's Project 8

42. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Where are my fucking pants?