Riddle me this...
Riddle me this, Riddle me that... Why are all the people in the US Fat?
This, my friends, is a Triple Whopper. It has THREE patties of meat. and all the greasy toppings of a regular Whopper. I ordered this monstrosity at Burger King and I ordered it in a combo Meal. KING SIZED OF COURSE. And on top of all that I ordered an additional Double Whopper.
I went home and opened the bag and noticed that I did get my order messed up. However, I got not one, but two TRIPLE WHOPPERS. Now a sane man would say to himself, "hey there is no way you are going to finish that. You need to give one of those to a friend or to save one later when you are going to be hungry." But ladies and gentlemen, That is why you need to call me fat and you call me fat with respect DAMN IT!!
I ate everything in one sitting. And felt like a bear that was hit with a tranquilizer dart. Have I exercised today? NOPE. Do I plan to? NOPE.
People were suing fast food for why they are fat. Ladies and gentlemen that I am pleased to call my readers, these people cannot function in our society. I am a person who is fat and KNOWS WHY HE IS FAT. I AM 296 POUNDS, AND IT ISN'T A SECRET HOW IT CAME.
Total damage of Food for dinner:
2 TRIPLE WHOPPERS
1 KING SIZED FRIES
1 KING SIZED DIET COKE
NO EXERCISE WHAT SO EVER
OH I HAVE A SUGGESTION:
This, my friends, is a Triple Whopper. It has THREE patties of meat. and all the greasy toppings of a regular Whopper. I ordered this monstrosity at Burger King and I ordered it in a combo Meal. KING SIZED OF COURSE. And on top of all that I ordered an additional Double Whopper.
I went home and opened the bag and noticed that I did get my order messed up. However, I got not one, but two TRIPLE WHOPPERS. Now a sane man would say to himself, "hey there is no way you are going to finish that. You need to give one of those to a friend or to save one later when you are going to be hungry." But ladies and gentlemen, That is why you need to call me fat and you call me fat with respect DAMN IT!!
I ate everything in one sitting. And felt like a bear that was hit with a tranquilizer dart. Have I exercised today? NOPE. Do I plan to? NOPE.
People were suing fast food for why they are fat. Ladies and gentlemen that I am pleased to call my readers, these people cannot function in our society. I am a person who is fat and KNOWS WHY HE IS FAT. I AM 296 POUNDS, AND IT ISN'T A SECRET HOW IT CAME.
Total damage of Food for dinner:
2 TRIPLE WHOPPERS
1 KING SIZED FRIES
1 KING SIZED DIET COKE
NO EXERCISE WHAT SO EVER
posted by Homicidal Teddy Bear @ 9:44 PM
3 Comments:
At 12:26 AM,
Anonymous said…
Oh Eric....
Love
KB
At 4:46 PM,
Anonymous said…
Reading your blog makes me excited for next summer. I'm having this surge of "missing people". Although people shouldn't be calling you fat.
Although, stop eating so much meat you!
KB
At 6:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hey Eric
I'm completely disgusted by that meal. And I'm sorry but I just can't be proud of it, though I want fries now. Dang you, it's like $2 for fries over here.
-Mom (all said in the Minnesota Soccer Mom Accent that you so love)
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