Someone's Gotta Say This Shit

Well, now I think that I am the last one to fall off the fucking blogging train. So yes I am now mooing. Are you happy? Mostly this will be random shit but may be if you filter through the lovely bits of nonsense and bullshit, you may find a nice little nugget of wisdom. but seriously dont hold your breath for it.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

51 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone.

1. Your name spelled backwards? CIRE
2. Last incoming call on your phone? Sister from Shopko
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Bob & Tom show from 1/27
4. What's your favorite restaurant? Hong Hing Chinese Buffet
5. Last time you swam in a pool? I don't swim if I don't have to
6. Brittney Spears is a skank. Agree or disagree? Talent-less hack
7. How many kids do you want? I am already in line for a hysterectomy
8. Type of music you dislike most? Music I can't understand. I also don't like instrumentals.
9. What was the last thing you bought? Pop and Phillies Peach Cigarillos
10. Have you ever ridden on a bike? Yep, but it took me a while to learn
11. Does someone have a crush on you? I tend to turn into a "big brother" before that happens but the possibility is always there
12. Ever made a prank phone call? I still do.
13. Listening to music? Yep
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Neither one of these activities are made for me.
15. What shoes are you wearing right now? slip on off brands from Pamida that are now covered in peppermint fragrance
16. Do you have a garden? nope
17. What's your favorite comic strip? of all time: Calvin and Hobbes currently: THE BOONDOCKS
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? yep I have had to sing it before.
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? night shower
20. Hello or goodbye? goodbye
21. Favorite pizza toppings? shrimp and cheese
22. Chips or popcorn? chips
23. Favorite color? black
24. What did ur last text message you received say? I don't have a cell phone
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? nope
26. Orange Juice or apple? I'm 50/50 on it.
27. Who were the last people you went out to dinner with? Joey and a couple of friends.
28. What did the last text message that u sent say? note the lack of cell phone
29. Lucky number? 00
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? when I was 6.
31. Have you ever won a trophy? Won a couple of football trophies and such.
32. Are you a good cook? As long as it has instructions I can do it.
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? It would be sad if I didn't
34. Do the Chinese really use cats in their food? only the paws
35. Sprite or 7-Up? both suck
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? nope
37. Last thing you ate? Hot pocket
38. Ever thrown up in public? yep
39. Would you rather find true love or be a millionaire? give me the million right now
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? I think it could happen.
41. Think fast, who do you hate right now? hard for me to hate, I can dislike strongly though.
42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? My grandma after her colon surgery.
43. Where will you be for Valentines day? At home the day after my Mousetrap run.
44. Last time you laughed? Today after the show. After we found out who messed with our soundboard during an audition for Joseph.
45. What's your favorite animal? the Quetzal, it is a South American Bird
46. What was the name of your first pet? Barney, a St Bernard
47. Who is the second to last person to call you? Mother from Work
48. Is there anything going on this weekend? I have two performances of Mousetrap.
49. How are you feeling right now? tired but good
50. What do you think about most? There is so much in the maze that is my cortex that it can be organized in any manner shape or form.
51. What do you think of the person that posted this before you? I will plead the 5th amendment to the constitution

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

You Are 68% Abnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Well Here it is!!!!!





Wednesday, January 11, 2006

1. Initials: E.N.G.

2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Cheech of Cheech and Chong

3. Last thing that you ate? Mac and Cheese with bratwurst

4. For or against same sex marriage? For

5. Are you homophobic? I find people who are, ARE MORONIC.

6. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? Can't wake up early enough to.

7. Do you believe in God? I believe in gods not on singular being in a chair up there.

8. How many U. S. States have you been to? 12

9. How many of the U. S. States have you lived in? 2

10. Have you ever lived outside the U. S.? No

11. Name something you like physically about yourself: my shaved head (as long as I didn't cut myself)

12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: I think I got a pretty good sense of humor.

13. What is your dad's name? Timothy

14. What is your dream car? A mini cooper

15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? Greece, Germany, make a nice long stop in Amsterdam, then I would walk across Liechtenstein high off my ass.

16. Favorite type of food? Chinese

17. Favorite holiday? Halloween (All Hollow's eve)
18. Do you download music? Yeah but it is usually stiff I cant find in a music store. (Roccapella, DaVinci's Notebook, etc.)

19. How many illegal things have you done? Too damn many to count

20. Where would you want to go on a first date? Depends on the girl, Nothing makes me enjoy the date more than the comfort of the lady I am with.

21. What is your favorite sport? Football

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you? Nope

23. Have you ever cried for no reason? Oh yeah manic than depressed but I kinda evened out a lot.

24. Do you like President Bush? I lead to the bottom of the blog.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped? It wasn't designed for a man of my build. It just screams "Tetherball" to me.

26. Have you ever white water rafted? Don't really plan on it.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? Some one told me I looked very cute in my overalls.

28. Last person you hugged? My mother.

29. Have you met a real real redneck? I am one. And it is genetic.

30. How is the weather right now? Raining so chance of snow

31. What song are you listening to right now? Bob & Tom from last Monday.

32. What is your current favorite song?

33. What was the last movie you watched?

34. Do you wear contacts? Nope

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Bellevue Little Theatre for rehearsal

36. What are you afraid of the most?

37. Have you ever hit on someone of the opposite sex? Very poorly and on a bet.

38. Any pets? 1 dog and one fish

39. Have you ever loved someone? Yap

40. What really turns you on? Tough to tell but it will be there when it is there

41. What do you usually order from Starbucks? I DON'T DRINK ANY THING THAT COMES IN A GRANDE

43. Are you missing someone? YES AND THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE.

44. Say something totally random about yourself: Two words: "ASS MOSS"

45. Do you have an iPod? Nope

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Brian Dennehy
47. What's your mom's name? Denise

48. Who would you like to see right now? My friends from WSC and BVT.

49. Are you comfortable with your height? Pretty much

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to be doing? I would like to cite the 5th amendment to the US constitution

52. Favorite flower? Venus Fly Trap

53. Butter, plain, kettle,or salted popcorn? Salted w/ butter

54. What books are you reading?GIT R DONE y Larry the Cable guy, When will Jesus Bring the Pork chops? by George Carlin, and THE TRUTH(now with jokes)by Al Franken

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo? yep

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? A couple of Relatives

57. Do you watch MTV? I USED TO WHEN IT PLAYED MUSIC

58. What's something that really annoys you? People who can't spell my name.

59. What are some things you really like?too much to list

60. Do you like Michael Jackson? I liked the music the person is creepy

61. Can you dance? If a machine tells me

62. Fav baseball team? Cubs

63. Favorite breakfast food? Don't eat breakfast

65. What's the latest you have ever stayed out? 7:30 AM

66. When was the last time you went bowling? 2 years ago

67. Were you ever rushed into the emergency room? yep

68. If 67 is true, why? Popped my knee on football field, then popped it again my 2nd week in college.

69. What's your favorite state to live in? NEBRASKA (only one so far)