Riddle me this...

Riddle me this, Riddle me that... Why are all the people in the US Fat?

OH I HAVE A SUGGESTION:

This, my friends, is a Triple Whopper. It has THREE patties of meat. and all the greasy toppings of a regular Whopper. I ordered this monstrosity at Burger King and I ordered it in a combo Meal. KING SIZED OF COURSE. And on top of all that I ordered an additional Double Whopper.

I went home and opened the bag and noticed that I did get my order messed up. However, I got not one, but two TRIPLE WHOPPERS. Now a sane man would say to himself, "hey there is no way you are going to finish that. You need to give one of those to a friend or to save one later when you are going to be hungry." But ladies and gentlemen, That is why you need to call me fat and you call me fat with respect DAMN IT!!

I ate everything in one sitting. And felt like a bear that was hit with a tranquilizer dart. Have I exercised today? NOPE. Do I plan to? NOPE.

People were suing fast food for why they are fat. Ladies and gentlemen that I am pleased to call my readers, these people cannot function in our society. I am a person who is fat and KNOWS WHY HE IS FAT. I AM 296 POUNDS, AND IT ISN'T A SECRET HOW IT CAME.

Total damage of Food for dinner:
2 TRIPLE WHOPPERS
1 KING SIZED FRIES
1 KING SIZED DIET COKE
NO EXERCISE WHAT SO EVER

IF THIS ISNT CREEPY

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Ruth Esther Randel Smith (1908-2005)

Ruth Esther Randel Smith, 97, of Auburn, died Tuesday (9/6/05).

Survivors: daughter, Marilyn Jo Gruber, Farragut, Iowa; sons, Harold "Hal" Jr., Philadelphia, James Randel, Brownville, Gregg Alan, Hastings; 11 grandchildren; seven great-grandchildren.

Services: 11 a.m. Friday, United Methodist Church, Auburn. Bedford Cemetery. Visitation: 9 a.m.-9 p.m. today, Thursday, Hall Funeral Chapel, Auburn.

Published in the Lincoln Journal Star on 9/7/2005.

We now and forever have lost a great person. For those of you who didn't know Ruth. For the past three years I went to BVT. And every year I met this incredible woman. Ruth has spent 36 years With BVT. She still to now what is her dyeing day attended Shows and brought flowers. She will no doubt be held in a special place in my heart and the hearts of over 200 people who were company members.

There will be one more angel in heaven and she will be missed on earth.

R.I.P Ruth Smith, and enjoy the show, you will have the best seat in the House.

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In a Past Life...

You Were: An Insane Dancer. Where You Lived: Turkey. How You Died: Dysentery.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

Too Offensive for Google

So any way I tried to get Google addsense on this blog, but was turned down for being too offensive in compliance with their guidelines and rules. Well any way I got another site that I hopefully might get approved for because I would like to have a second source of what I like to call "fun cash".